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Uhotty posts Shipnames  Imagine Scotty  Imagines About

Imagine Scotty proclaiming that Engineering is its own sovereign nation

Imagine Scotty giving Uhura his big fluffy sweater when they’re on shore leave and it’s cold

Imagine Scotty desperately trying to be hipster

Imagine Scotty making it rain with tribbles instead of bills

Imagine Scotty making it snow on the bridge

imaginemrscott: evenin', commander

imaginemrspock:

imaginemrscott:

imaginemrspock:

imaginemrscott:

imaginemrspock:

imaginemrscott:

imaginemrspock:

imaginemrscott:

imaginemrspock:

Hello, Mr. Scott. How do you fare this evening?

oh, ya know, this ‘n tha’, fixin’ the ship ‘n what not

I see. Is the ship in good condition?

purrin’ like a kitten, jus’ the bloody transporter was malfunctionin’ again

The transporter seems to malfunction more than any other part of the ship. Have you noticed?

it is used quite often by ensigns so I jus’ blame ‘em

Perhaps it would be beneficial to do a deeper examination of them. If they malfunction while an away team is on a mission, it could be detrimental to our reputation and their safety.

*sigh* i’ll make tha’ a priority, then

*raises eyebrow* If you do not deem it necessary, do not waste your time. It was simply a suggestion.

it’s jus’ I ‘ave so much else to do, everythin’ seems to be malfunctionin’ after James T “Doesn’ know What A Bad Idea Is” keeps pushin’ the ship to its limit

imaginemrscott: evenin', commander

imaginemrspock:

imaginemrscott:

imaginemrspock:

imaginemrscott:

imaginemrspock:

imaginemrscott:

imaginemrspock:

Hello, Mr. Scott. How do you fare this evening?

oh, ya know, this ‘n tha’, fixin’ the ship ‘n what not

I see. Is the ship in good condition?

purrin’ like a kitten, jus’ the bloody transporter was malfunctionin’ again

The transporter seems to malfunction more than any other part of the ship. Have you noticed?

it is used quite often by ensigns so I jus’ blame ‘em

Perhaps it would be beneficial to do a deeper examination of them. If they malfunction while an away team is on a mission, it could be detrimental to our reputation and their safety.

*sigh* i’ll make tha’ a priority, then

imaginemrscott: evenin', commander

imaginemrspock:

imaginemrscott:

imaginemrspock:

imaginemrscott:

imaginemrspock:

Hello, Mr. Scott. How do you fare this evening?

oh, ya know, this ‘n tha’, fixin’ the ship ‘n what not

I see. Is the ship in good condition?

purrin’ like a kitten, jus’ the bloody transporter was malfunctionin’ again

The transporter seems to malfunction more than any other part of the ship. Have you noticed?

it is used quite often by ensigns so I jus’ blame ‘em

imaginemrscott: evenin', commander

imaginemrspock:

imaginemrscott:

imaginemrspock:

Hello, Mr. Scott. How do you fare this evening?

oh, ya know, this ‘n tha’, fixin’ the ship ‘n what not

I see. Is the ship in good condition?

purrin’ like a kitten, jus’ the bloody transporter was malfunctionin’ again

imaginemrscott: evenin', commander

imaginemrspock:

Hello, Mr. Scott. How do you fare this evening?

oh, ya know, this ‘n tha’, fixin’ the ship ‘n what not

yescharactersremaining:

So remember that one time when everyone killed Scotty by whistling at him?

tardistrek:

WAIT

THAT WAS SCOTTY’S NEPHEW?

I KNEW HE WAS WAY TOO WORKED UP ABOUT THAT KID’S DEATH. I KNEW IT HAD TO BE IMPORTANT.

NO

NONONONO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO